Christian
Wiltse

TATTOOING OVER 17 years

Christian Wiltse is writing a bio about herself and it feels super weird, like looking into a mirror behind you, and it pulls you into one of those long infinite tunnels with a million yous... same weird gut feeling.

ANYWAAAAAY, wanna know some facts about me?

Average height.

Above average weight.

Average age.

Above average intelligence.

Average Math Skills.

Above average tutor.

Tremendous bravado.

Pet Psychic.

A partial culinary arts degree.

A partial graphic arts degree.

Ordained minister of Dudeism.

Can read up to 940 words per minute with 85% comprehension.

Charges $200/hr.

Takes non-refundable deposits.

Prefers texts.

IMG_5192.jpg
03-2-19-3955.jpg
Gator Eye
Gator Eye
press to zoom
Bridgens
Bridgens
press to zoom
Life Meter
Life Meter
press to zoom
press to zoom
Dahlias
Dahlias
press to zoom
Cardinal
Cardinal
press to zoom
Owl
Owl
press to zoom
Skull
Skull
press to zoom
Nacho Tattoo
Nacho Tattoo
press to zoom
Foxy
Foxy
press to zoom