Christian
Wiltse

TATTOOING OVER 17 years

Christian Wiltse is writing a bio about herself and it feels super weird, like looking into a mirror behind you, and it pulls you into one of those long infinite tunnels with a million yous... same weird gut feeling.

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ANYWAAAAAY, wanna know some facts about me?

Average height.

Above average weight.

Average age.

Above average intelligence.

Average Math Skills.

Above average tutor.

Tremendous bravado.

Pet Psychic.

A partial culinary arts degree.

A partial graphic arts degree.

Ordained minister of Dudeism.

Can read up to 940 words per minute with 85% comprehension.

Charges $200/hr.

Takes non-refundable deposits.

Prefers texts.