TATTOOING OVER 17 years
Christian Wiltse is writing a bio about herself and it feels super weird, like looking into a mirror behind you, and it pulls you into one of those long infinite tunnels with a million yous... same weird gut feeling.
ANYWAAAAAY, wanna know some facts about me?
Above average weight.
Above average intelligence.
Average Math Skills.
Above average tutor.
A partial culinary arts degree.
A partial graphic arts degree.
Ordained minister of Dudeism.
Can read up to 940 words per minute with 85% comprehension.
Takes non-refundable deposits.