Christian
Wiltse
TATTOOING OVER 17 years
Christian Wiltse is writing a bio about herself and it feels super weird, like looking into a mirror behind you, and it pulls you into one of those long infinite tunnels with a million yous... same weird gut feeling.
ANYWAAAAAY, wanna know some facts about me?
Average height.
Above average weight.
Average age.
Above average intelligence.
Average Math Skills.
Above average tutor.
Tremendous bravado.
Pet Psychic.
A partial culinary arts degree.
A partial graphic arts degree.
Ordained minister of Dudeism.
Can read up to 940 words per minute with 85% comprehension.
Charges $200/hr.
Takes non-refundable deposits.
Prefers texts.


Gator Eye
Bridgens
Life Meter
Dahlias
Cardinal
Owl
Skull
Nacho Tattoo
Foxy